are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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