two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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