ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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