go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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