i barfeds in our rink
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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