Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
my liver is dry heaving
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
how does that bad decision feel?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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