Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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