i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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