Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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