For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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