Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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