your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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