32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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