Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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