I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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