dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You're a waste of cheezeits
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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