At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Randomize
