she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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