he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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