On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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