I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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