haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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