I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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