My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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