please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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