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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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