How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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