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i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind

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(847): i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind http://tfl.nu/hyvq

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(810): View more from Michigan

So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?

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About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels

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(810): So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800? (1-810): About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels http://tfl.nu/3nnn

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant

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Good decisions....

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Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up

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(401): Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant (978): Good decisions.... (401): Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up http://tfl.nu/4ade

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(210): View more from Texas

My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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(210): My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night. http://tfl.nu/m0j2

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me

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(952): Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me http://tfl.nu/evhv

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(916): View more from California

I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule

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(916): I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule http://tfl.nu/z9ak

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(630): View more from Illinois

i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on

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(630): i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on http://tfl.nu/rm4w

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(301): View more from Maryland

Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.

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(301): Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover. http://tfl.nu/klzl

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(503): View more from Oregon

I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME

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(503): I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME http://tfl.nu/s14f

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?

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(570): I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days? http://tfl.nu/o3ms

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.

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(601): Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall. http://tfl.nu/qd0i

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(636): View more from Missouri

I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.

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(636): I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college. http://tfl.nu/p6pv

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'

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(615): I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA' http://tfl.nu/bh1s

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(205): View more from Alabama

i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding

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(205): i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding http://tfl.nu/mji7

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.

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(413): Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten. http://tfl.nu/8dnp

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