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• (817): View more from Texas

  they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night

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• (716): View more from New York

  she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay

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• (845): View more from New York

  I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting

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• (212): View more from New York

  the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!

  (818): View more from California

  Were you keeping a list?

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• (951): View more from California

  I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt

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