Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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