this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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