Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell