i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just had sex on a roof
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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