omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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