i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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