they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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