If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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