So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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