idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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