At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"