So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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