They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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