Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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