Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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