People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
she pinky promised me she was 18
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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