y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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