I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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