just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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