I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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