My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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