Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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