yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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