Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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