Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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