i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
His nipple licking is glorious
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