Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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