How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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