Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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