I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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